chopperiv

chopperiv:

unirainbowllamacorn:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITS HERE AGAIN

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YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, THAT IS A TRILBY!  NOT A FEDORA!  HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY GREAT HAT BY REFERRING TO IT WITH AN IMPROPER NA—

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wait

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oh god

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GET IT OFF IT’S INFECTIOUS

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ADMINISTERING MEDICATION

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Ahhh, that’s better.  Less angry geek ranting, more comfy hats.  Sorry, what were we talking about?

The internet is so beautiful.

All I wanted to know was whether or not Anthony Drake would have much disposable income working as a bartender in California.  All I did was google “bartender average salary california” and “livable wage california” and I have everything I could ever want.

So people really have no excuse for not doing their research.  Everything is out there if you know how to put together a basic search query (or know who to ask to put one together for you).  I’m writing a goddamn SotM fanfiction and I did some research.

Seriously this is hella useful.

(By the way the answer was no he’d actually probably be living below the poverty line)

thesimpletondiaries

unirainbowllamacorn:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

image

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITS HERE AGAIN

chopperiv

chopperiv:

agirlnameded:

So I was playing with this book title generator and it gave me this gem:

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COMING SOON: my new epic, The Academy of the Academy, a story about a school where people learn how to work in that exact school and nowhere else

Edit: I was so distracted by the absolute majesty of The Academy of the Academy that I almost missed Flames of Flames

Beautiful

See, the trick with this generator is to imagine all of them as really cheesy pulp romance novels/porns.

I just tried it and got gems like:

  • Scent of Passion
  • The Female’s Destiny
  • The Petals of the Healer
  • Rainbow in the Waves
  • Seventh Secret
  • The Silken Predator

and, my personal favourite,

  • The Snake of the Night.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY

  • Silky Lord
  • The Cold Secrets
  • Word of Boy
  • The Voyagers’s Fire
  • The Princess of the Boy
  • Nothing in the Male

…I’m a little terrified of what that last one’s about actually.

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